Bless me, Audra McDonald, for I have cringed. It’s been four days since I watched NBC’s The Sound of Music Live, and I’m not exactly sure whether to repent or not. On the one hand, I wasted three hours of my life MESMERIZED by the EXTRAORDINARY AWFULNESS of this eye-roll-a-minute disaster master. We here at LMezz had high hopes for this show and were able to give Carrie Underwood the benefit of the doubt. Then these hopes were dashed upon the jagged rocks, located at the bottom of WTF Mountain and next to Bad Choices Valley.

On the other hand, if I hadn’t watched this hot mess, I wouldn’t have been able to understand these awesome tweets below!

Regarding Carrie Underwood:

Those sets though:

That ‘awful’ dress:

Praise be to Audra:

And to her awesome comeback at a racist tweeter:

And them kids:

And them Broadway stars who got paid a ton more than their regular earnings to do this hot mess:

And then the swastikas:

Looking back on the past:

And forward to the future:

And probably to some DiGiornio’s Pizza in the near future:

And don’t forget to check out our own tweets!